Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Knock knock ..,

I had a day thats not really worth mentionin or cryin about., instead., i was sharin these jokes with Nidhi and it cheered me up so much., i thought I'd share some with ya'all. I loooove these knock knock jokes. Takes a lot of intelligence n good sense of humour to make these., or to tell these or even to understand them.

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police who?
Police (please ) stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Donna who?
Donna sit under the apple tree.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood!!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Icon who?
Icon( I can ) tell you another knock knock joke. Do you want me to?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I used.
I used who?
I used to be able to reach the doorbell, but now I can't!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cow-goes Who?
No, Cow goes MOO!!!

Hope u had a good time., i laughed my butt off last nite at these jokes we kept tellin each other.


False_Angel said...

gosh they were awesome :D
and i loved this music.. what is it called me WANTS to have it....
i cant stop listening to it hehe

The Bhandari's said...

Knock knock :D

ishita said...

lol :D!! this was fun...sure did brighten up a dull morning:)!

reading ur previous posts now...

archie said...


knock knock
blog alert ;)

Hell's Angel said...

fell off the chair!!

Karthik Upadrasta said...

hehe its cool ra
really nice

P A said...

u composed dem ???