Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Knock knock ..,

I had a day thats not really worth mentionin or cryin about., instead., i was sharin these jokes with Nidhi and it cheered me up so much., i thought I'd share some with ya'all. I loooove these knock knock jokes. Takes a lot of intelligence n good sense of humour to make these., or to tell these or even to understand them.

Knock Knock! Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police (please ) stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!



Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Donna.
Donna who?
Donna sit under the apple tree.



Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.



Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!



Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood!!



Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon( I can ) tell you another knock knock joke. Do you want me to?



Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I used.
I used who?
I used to be able to reach the doorbell, but now I can't!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cow-goes
Cow-goes Who?
No, Cow goes MOO!!!


Hope u had a good time., i laughed my butt off last nite at these jokes we kept tellin each other.

7 comments:

False_Angel said...

gosh they were awesome :D
and i loved this music.. what is it called me WANTS to have it....
i cant stop listening to it hehe
neway
Gina

The Bhandari's said...

Knock knock :D
~preeti

ishita said...

lol :D!! this was fun...sure did brighten up a dull morning:)!

reading ur previous posts now...

archie said...

haha

knock knock
blog alert ;)

Hell's Angel said...

fell off the chair!!

Karthik Upadrasta said...

hehe its cool ra
really nice

P A said...

u composed dem ???