Thursday, October 05, 2006

Guys Rule ! I mean., Guy's Rules...

The Guys' Rules .

A guy who had taken the time to write down the Guy's rules has inspired me to write down some here too and these are some points that i wanted to put on my blog for quite sometime. We always hear “the rules "From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!Please note.. These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers. Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!Just say it!

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do and we do it good. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago cannot be used in an argument. The validity of all comments expire after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, may b u are.Can't and don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we obviously meant the other one. It's true.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already wat's best then plz follow suit. Simple !

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see only colors, not shades. Peach or onion pink or Lavender, for examples, are flora and fauna, not colors.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. So don't lie to us.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.., Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, video games, or bikes.

1. You have enough clothes. Yes, u do. You have too many shoes. Yes again, u do.

1. I am in shape and Round IS a shape!

1. I do not talk double talk., if I said somethin., I said exactly wat it means. Don't dig too deep for double meanings.

1. I am a frank guy, sweet talk is not what I pretend., it is comes naturally to me.

1. I too, cannot read minds. If you want a point to get accross to me., just TELL ME ! No hints or signs.

1. I do not take care of the entire bill when we go out, unless we're on a romantic date or it's my treat.

1. I do not talk much and I've been like that all my life and I like being like that. So don't expect the unexpected from me.

1. When we like some girl., we like them coz they ALSO look good., not ONLY coz they look good.

1. Don't stereotype men coz of a few rascals that u've encountered., no one is perfect and not everybody is the same.

I know i'm gonna very sweet comments on this from girls., but this is wat I want to say to all the girls I know and many guys wud like to do the same to the girls they know. There's one point to remember here., wat u see is wat u get., the above stuff is very frankly said., but we mean it and inspite of all that., we're not bad ppl.


13 comments:

karthik chigurupati said...

ha ha true work frm kk ;)...,

harsha said...

kokaa :-)
loved this post immensely!!! True to a very large extent, but still,somethings just can't be changed....so Let girls be themselves!!!! No harm in pleasing a girl till she doesnt start acting too bossy!!!

Boy!!!Are you good at writing or what??

Devils Advocate said...

lol.....

Darsa said...

man...well..mayb the first few sentences were right..not all!!so
i partially dont agree with ur post..!!:-P

Mydh said...

well, at least one thing's proven.. men suck at math *points at the bulleting* :D
Btw.. the last two rules seem to be outta place... sounds as if the funny guy suddenly turned wise... MPD eh? ;)
~sigh~ Men!! can't live with them... umm that's it.

Freak-Y said...

no1 ,i repeat,no one is that stereotypical. girls or guys :D

alekhya said...

no comments is my comment.:) but i must add that it is obviously very frank n hurting.u can mend ur wayz when u like some1 so much.flexibity n compatibility is somethin that damn important.thats all i have got to say

Kk said...

@ karthik : thanks man :D

@ harsha : thanks yaar., haan i know., this is jut wat i wanted to say.., i know this is not gonna change anything anyways :P

@ sandeep : ye ;)

Kk said...

@ darsa : I did already knew wat's coming in the comments section., so., its ok :)

@ fiona : I case u didnt notice that i mentioned about the numbering., in case u did., never mind :D
Well., i realised i didnt wanna put another post 4 the serious stuff only., so added them here.,

@ Freak-y : Ye man., that's true., this post is only 4 those who act like that., u'd know by the comments u get 4m them ;)

@ alekhya : When somebody is spl enuf., ye., we can try n change but i cant change 4 everygirl i know coz then KK wont just be KK again.., rite ? ;)

KarthiK VardhaN said...

gud work.,lage raho komal bhai

Kk said...

@ karthik : thanks circuit ;)

IThinkThereforeIam said...

I was smiling @ the end of the point marked "1"[on purpose]
now u knw wat it means...all d points!

i liked d post!
original or copy paste stuff?[as u said once??]
light hearted one there!
keep going!

Siempre en mi Corazon said...

hehehehahahhahaha... gr8 work pal... dat was awsome... now am planning to post/fwd the same to mah ada frenz as well, who do not chk ya blog:P let em also hav a nice readin abt the facts;)